stability:

*gives up on running and walks home*

*gives up on life and walks home*

(via orgasm)

potsandpanssexual:

Cosmo tip #242

after intercourse whisper sensually in his ear “later peasant”

Cosmo Tip #385

lauragreenbeanzz:

During foreplay if you wanna steam things up a bit, whisper into their ear “my preciousss” like Smeagol’s voice.

Cosmo tip #1994

ofiasay:

Right before he/she climaxes whisper in their ear, I killed Mufasa.

sexbob-ombing:

cosmo tip #21120

to spice things up lay on the floor and open your legs and start yelling “PHOTOSYNTHESIS”

Cosmo Tip #8315782459

firelorcl:

Instead of moaning during intercourse, make whale noises.